The Twitter account @NoToFeminism hilariously parodies #WomenAgainstFeminism (the account's bio reads: "lol feminism no thanks"), using sardonic tweets to comment on the misguided movement.
The blatantly misconstrued thoughts on feminism such as "I don't need feminism because my sex life is not a political agenda" are even clearer in a @NoToFeminism translation: "I don’t need fesimnim because I prefer old men to be in charge of my reproductive system it is comforting like putting on grandads cardigan." Well, when you put it that way.
Take a look at some of our favorite tweets from @NoToFeminism below:
I don’t need femsies because i APPRECIATE it when strange men remind to smile i am so forgetful i forget i should be smiling constantly
— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) August 12, 2014
I don’t need fesimnim because I prefer old men to be in charge of my reproductive system it is comforting like putting on grandads cardigan
— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) August 7, 2014
I don't need fisenm because it's easy, for allowance just give your daughter 75% of what your son gets so she won't be surprised as an adult
— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) August 11, 2014
I don't need fisimens because I like when men are chivalrous and open doors for me or give me their jacket or expose themselves on the bus
— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) August 11, 2014
I don't need fisemin because people always assume you mean a man when you say 'doctor' but that's just because only men can be doctors
— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) August 11, 2014
I don't need femimesm because when men call me a bitch for rejecting them I imagine they mean I'm a female dog that is so nice dogs are cute
— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) August 9, 2014
I don’t need feminism because Men’s Rights Activists must have some good points otherwise they would be called Men’s Wrongs Activists!!!!!!!
— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) August 11, 2014
i don’t need femsisen because women SHOULD be kicked out of restaurants for breastfeeding i don’t want that baby fed before me i am hungry
— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) August 11, 2014
Feminism, shmeminism.
[h/t The Daily Dot]