22 Clever Christmas Cards That Are Actually Funny

Your Christmas card game just got a whole lot stronger.

Let's be real. Christmas cards suck. You're either getting some lame variation of a red-and-green-themed Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays/Season's Greetings OR some braggadocious novel of holiday newsletter that is solely aimed at making you feel even worse about your pathetic life. We can't force people to stop sending you either of these sad excuses for "holiday cheer," but we can make sure that you're never forced to do the same.

We've compiled a few hilarious card options for every person your list. Whether you need a card for your precocious 8-year-old cousin Olivia or your totally obnoxious brother-in-law Dave, we've got you covered.

For the person who loves pop culture...


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For the person who can appreciate a good biblical joke...


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Or a good tech joke...


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For the person who knows how to truly enjoy the holiday...


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And for the cynic who is approaching it all wrong...


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For that special someone...


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Or not...


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For the G-rated crowd...


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And the R-rated crowd...


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For mom or dad or anyone else who has "had it with the damn cell phones"...


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And last, but not least, for Dave...


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